How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck the amount of wood that a woodchuck could chuck.
What is the definition of Perpetual Paradise?
"Perpetual Paradise" is a phrase demanding a definition. Paradise is an idealism of a pleasurable existance and is dualistic as a state of mind and as a state of fulfillment. Perpetual means to continue on and on. The definition of pleasureable existance and the means toward it's fulfillment can only be left to the individual. Perpetual Paradise is therefore "Happy Ever After". Welcome to my homepage, a small part of my perpetual paradise.
Hmm, good question! I do not hold a degree in self-analysis and may not be able to see past my own limitations. This site IS my "home page". There is no clear direction for the site as I want it to be several things simultaneously.
What are Ayatollah Khomeini views on sex?
A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girls sister.from the Darabi FoundationFrom Khomeini's book, "Tahrirolvasyleh", fourth volume, Darol Elm, Gom,
Iran, 1990It is better for a girl to marry in such a time when she would begin menstruation at her husband's house rather than her father's home. Any father marrying his daughter so young will have a permanent place in heaven.
From Khomeini's book, "Tahrirolvasyleh", fourth volume, Darol Elm, Gom,
Iran, 1990A man can have sex with animals such as sheepšs, cows, camels and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, however selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.
From Khomeini's book, "Tahrirolvasyleh", fourth volume, Darol Elm, Gom,
Iran, 1990"If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned."
The little green book, Sayings of Ayatollah Khomeini, Political, Phylosophica, Social and Religious with a special introduction by Clive Irving, ISBN number 0-553-14032-9, page 47
What is the shape of the earth?
"The earth is flat. Whoever claims it is round is an atheist deserving of punishment."
[Sheik Abdul-Aziz Ibn Baaz, supreme religious authority
of Saudi Arabia, 1993]
from "the Peace FAQ"
Is Islam a religion of tolerance, allowing freedom of speech, thought, faith?
[Morteza Moqtadie, Iranian Chief Prosecutor, 199?]
Islam is fundamentalist by nature, and not by some peculiar and aberrant recent development. All Muslims, not just the fanatics, believe that every word of the Quran is quite literally the word of God, absolutely and unquestionably true for all times, places, and people, and practically the same goes for the hadith and the sharia.
...the myth of Islamic tolerance, a myth largely invented by Jews and Western freethinkers as a stick with which to beat the Catholic Church. Islam was never a religion of tolerance and is not tolerant by nature. Despite the way the apologists would like to depict it, Islam was spread by the sword and has been maintained by the sword throughout its history, not to mention the scourge and the cross. In truth it was the Arab empire that was spread by the sword and it is as an Arab empire that Islam is maintained to this day in the form a religion largely invented to hold that empire together and subdue native populations. An unmitigated cultural disaster parading as God's will. Religious minorities were always second-class citizens in this empire and were only tolerated under sufferance and in abject deference to their Arab/Muslim masters; for polytheists and unbelievers there was no tolerance at all, it was conversion or death.
These repulsive characteristics are written into the Quran, the hadith and the sharia, and are an ineradicable feature of the religion. There is no way that Islam can reform itself and remain Islam, no way that it can ever be made compatible with pluralism, free speech, critical thought and democracy. Anyone convinced they already possess the truth have no need for such things. Although Muslims resident in non-Muslim countries clamour for every kind of indulgence for their own beliefs and customs, there can be no doubt that given any kind of power they would impose their own beliefs and eliminate all difference. ...Islam is religious fascism, and it is only a feeble-minded political correctness that prevents it from being recognised as such.
- Ibn Al-Rawandi New Humanist, Dec. 1995
"'Uthman Ibn 'Affan ordered 'Abdalla Ibn Sa'd to invade Africa. [He told him] If you conquer it take 1/25 of its booty.' 'Abdalla Ibn Sa'd marched towards it at the head of an army of 20,000 soldiers. He conquered it and killed multitudes of people from among its inhabitants until the remnant were converted to Islam and became subject to the Arabs. 'Abdalla took his portion of the booty as 'Uthman told him, then he divided the rest."
How unfortunate were the African people! They were invaded by the Arabs who killed thousands of them, divided the booty, and forced the remnant to embrace Islam. When they broke the pact, the Muslims attacked them again. But are the black African people the only unfortunate people? Or are all the people of Jordan, Palestine, Syria, Iraq, Iran, Egypt, Libya, all the Arab tribes, Spain, even the people of China and India, Cyprus and the Kurds, all the unfortunate peoples? All of these are unfortunate nations who became the victims of Islamic Law which detests human rights and persistently ignores their freedom.
Ibn Kathir tells us that in the year 28 of the Hajira, the conquest of Cyprus was accomplished after 'Abdulla Ibn al-Zubayr slaughtered a multitude of people - as usual. Ibn Khaldun also tells the story of the Kurds. In page 124 of Vol. II, he says,
"Muslims met a number of Kurds. They called them to embrace Islam or pay the tribute. When they refused to do so they killed them and captured their women and children, then divided the booty."
As we see, Ibn Khaldun along with Ibn Kathir, al-Tabari and other chroniclers, ancient and contemporary such as Dr. Abu Zayd, recorded all the Islamic historical events in detail. Moreover, on every occasion Arab newspapers allude boastfully to these memorial episodes of Islamic history and shed light on these savage, wild offensive wars. For instance, we read in the prestigious Ahram newspaper which is published in Egypt, the following,
"During the era of the Caliph 'Umar Ibn 'Abdul-'Aziz, Ibn Qutayba in the year 88H, he invaded some of the neighboring countries of Iran such as Bukhara, and Samarq and marched close to the Chinese border" (refer to the Ahram, Mary 26, 1986, p. 13).
In his book, "The Beginning and the End" (part 9), Ibn Kathir narrates in detail the history of this belligerent general, Ibn Qutayba. He records the story of his campaigns and refers to his biography.
We would like to conclude this chapter with a brief summary which Taqiy al-Din al-Nabahani presents in his book, "The Islamic State" (pp. 121 and 122). He summarizes the history of Islamic offensive wars against the neighboring peaceful countries by saying,
"Muhammad had begun to send troops and initiate campaigns against the Syrian borders such as the campaign of Mu'ta and Tabuk. Then the rightly guided caliphs ruled after him and the conquest continued. (The Arabs) conquered Iraq, Persia, and Syria whose faith was Christianity and which were inhabited by the Syrians, Armenians, some Jews and some Byzantines. Then Egypt and North Africa were conquered. When the Umayyad took over after the rightly guided caliphs, they conquered the Sind, Khawarizm, and Samarqand. They annexed them to the lands of the Islamic state."
According to all Muslim chroniclers, it is well documented that Armenia and Morocco were conquered during the era of 'Abdul-Malik Ibn Marwan. When his son, al-Walid, assumed the throne, he invaded India and Andalusia.
Also, Dr. 'Afifi Abdul-Fattah, the Muslim scholar, encapsulates the whole principle in a few explicit, straightforward words, as he says (page 382 of his famous book "The Spirit of the Islamic Religion"),
"Islam has acknowledged war in order to exalt the word of God. This is a fight for God's cause."
He also adds in p. 390,
"Before the Islamic state declares war against another state, it should give (the other state) the choice between Islam, tribute or war."
We need not say anything more than that. Maybe this is what Muslims mean when they say, "We believe in human freedom and man's right to choose according to his own will! We present him with three options, and he has the right to chose as he wishes - either to become a Muslim and pay alms to the Caliph of the Muslims, or pay the tribute and submit to Islamic rule, or we kill him."
Let the reader ponder the Muslim contradiction that a man has the right to choose whatever he wants within the Islamic context of individual freedom.
Hadith Sahih Muslim (4363) "You (the Jews) should know that the earth belongs to Allah and His Apostle and I wish to expel you from this land (Arabia)
Qur'an (4366) "I will expel the Jews and Christians from the Arabian Peninsula and will not leave any but Muslims."
(Qur'an 48:29) "Those who follow Muhammad are merciless for the unbelievers but kind to each other."
Qur'an (60:4) "Enmity and hatred will reign between us until ye believe in Allah alone."
Qur'an (8:39) (2:193) "Make war on them until idolatory does not exist any longer and Allah's religion reigns universally."
Qur'an (9:123) "Fight the unbelievers in your surroundings, and let them find harshness in you."
Qur'an (9:5) "Kill the unbelievers wherever you find them, capture and besiege them and prepare for them every kind of ambush."
Qur'an (5:72-73) "For he who believes in the Trinity, "the Fire will be his abode ' a grievous penalty will befall the blasphemer."
(Qur'an 13:13) "He flingeth the thunderbolts and striketh whomsoever He will."
(Qur'an 16:70) "Some are sent back by Us to a feeble age, so that they know nothing after having known much."
Qur'an (21:11) "How many were the populations We utterly destroyed because of their iniquities."
Qur'an (64:11) "No kind of calamity can occur, except by the permission of Allah."
Qur'an (2:10) "In their hearts is a disease; and Allah has increased their disease and grievous is their Penalty."
Qur'an (2:20)" Allah can take away the faculty of hearing and seeing; for Allah hath power over all things."
Qur'an (2:65) "To those who transgressed in the matter of the Sabbath, We said to them: "Be ye apes despised and rejected."
Qur'an (2:213) "Allah guides whom He will to a path that is straight."
Qur'an (2:253) "If Allah had so willed, succeeding generations should not have fought among each other (over religion)."
Qur'an (2:269) "He granteth wisdom to whom He pleaseth."
Qur'an (2:284) "Allah forgiveth whom He pleases and punishes whom He pleases."
Qur'an (3:6) "He it is Who shapes you in the womb as He pleases."
Qur'an (3:47) "Allah createth what He willeth."
Qur'an (4:89) "' if they turn renegades, seize them and slay them wherever ye find them."
Qur'an (5:33) "The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His Messengers ' is execution or crucifixion or the cutting off of hands and feet from opposite sides."
Qur'an (5:38) "As to the thief, male or female cut off his or her hands."
Qur'an (5:45) "We ordained for them: Life for life, eye for eye, nose
for nose, ear for ear, tooth for tooth, wounds equal for equal."
(Qur'an 5:60) "Those who incurred the wrath of Allah ' He transformed into apes and swine."
!Qur'an 6:65) "He hath power to send calamities on you, from above and below."
Qur'an (6:95) "And He is the One to cause the dead to issue forth from the living."
Qur'an (6:137) "If Allah had willed, they would not have done so. (slaughtered their children)."
Qur'an (6:165) "It is He Who hath made you ' inheritors of the earth:
He hath raised you on ranks, some above others: that He may try you in
the gifts He hath given you."
Qur'an (8:12) "Allah called on the angels to "smite all their finger tips off them. (the unbelievers)"
Qur'an (10:88) "And send hardness to their hearts so they will not believe until they see the grievous Penalty."
Qur'an (10:99) "If it had been the Lord's Will they would have all believed."
Qur'an (13:8) "Allah doth know what every female womb doth bear."
Qur'an (13:26) "Allah doth ' grant ' the sustenance to whom so He pleases."
Qur'an (14:7) "But if ye show ingratitude, Truly My Punishment is terrible indeed."
Qur'an (17:13) "Every man's fate We have fastened on his neck."
Qur'an (17:46) "And We put coverings over their hearts lest they should understand the Qur'an."
Qur'an (17:68) "Do you feel secure ' that He will not send against you a violent tornado."
Qur'an (17:69) or that "He will not send a heavy gale to drown you at sea because of your ingratitude."
Qur'an (19:86) "And We shall drive the sinners to Hell, like thirsty cattle driven to water."
Qur'an (21:15) "And that cry of theirs ceased not, till We made them as a field that is mown, as ashes silent and quenched."
Qur'an (23:41) "Then the earthquake overtook them with justice as We
made them as rubbish of dead leaves - so away with the people who do
wrong."
Qur'an (24:2) "The woman
and the man guilty of zina (fornication) flog each of them with a
hundred lashes ' and let a party of the Believers witness their
punishment."
Qur'an (28:40) "So We seized him and his hosts and We flung them into the sea."
Qur'an (28:81) "Then We caused the earth to swallow him (Qarun) up and his house '"
Qur'an (30:34) "Then enjoy your brief day, but soon ye will know your folly."
Qur'an (35:45) "If Allah were to punish men according to what they
deserve He would not leave on earth a single living creature."
Qur'an (40:5) "It was I that seized them. And how terrible was My Requital."
Qur'an (40:85) "And even thus did the rejecters of Allah perish utterly."
Qur'an (42:49) "He leaves barren (of children) whom He will."
Qur'an (44:16) "One day We shall seize you with a mighty onslaught: We will indeed then exact Retribution."
Qur'an (47:4) "When ye meet the Unbelievers in jihad smite at their necks."
Qur'an (47:23) "Such are the men whom Allah has cursed for He has made them deaf and blinded their sight."
Qur'an (47:34) "Those ' who die rejecting Allah, Allah will not forgive them."
Qur'an (48:17) "And he who turns back (in the jihad) Allah will punish him with a grievous Penalty."
Qur'an (56:55) "Indeed ye shall drink (the Boiling Water) like diseased camels raging with thirst."
Qur'an (82:8) "In whatever form He wills does He put thee together."
The source counted 817 cruel/ ambivalent verses in the Qur'an. Many of them are similar to each other.
Fundamentalists literally believe in the above scripture. Modernists must seriously consider the Reformation of the Qur'an.
We fear
that such negative attitudes towards mankind in the Qur'an can affect
men who are dispossessed, damaged or perhaps inadequate, to hold life
in low esteem and engage in the terrible acts which presently
characterize Islam, many in the name of Islam.
Source: Left Shoe News, Reform Islam
Nasiri-Din-Shah was the ruler of Iran in 1850 when the Bab (= gate), who had proclaimed himself the Hidden Imam, was executed after a trial by an Islamic court. An upset follower of the Bab fired a shot at the Shah and the horror was really on.
Babis had their eyes gouged out, were forced to eat their amputated ears, teeth were torn out and skulls crushed by hammer blows. Women had deep holes dug into their breasts and burning wicks were fuelled by the boiling fat. Soles of people's feet were skinned and then placed into boiling oil. Feet were shoed like the hoof of a horse and the victim made to run.
Lucky were the Babis who died quickly: being tied in front of a mortar, strangled, suffocated, stoned, cut down with a sword or blows of hammers and knives.
In 1863, one of the Bab's disciples who had survived the pogroms, Baha 'u' llah, announced that he was the Messenger. For thirty years the Bahai grew, taking a very low profile. The essence of Bahai is theosophical-all prophets and divinities are to be revered. This was heretical to Islam-for one thing Muhammad was the final Prophet, not to be followed by any more Messengers of Allah. Also to profess polytheism (including Hinduism and Buddhism with Aliah) merits a death sentence.
Bahais were not to fight back, however: "It is better to be killed than to kill" (Baha 'u'llah)
At first the revolution was relatively democratic; even the communists were allowed to exist. The ayatollahs used the policy of divide and conquer until they held the full reins of power.
In May 1979 they charged the Bahais with the ridiculous crimes of collaborating with the Shah, being Zionists, U.K. and U.S. agents
(One tenet of the Bahai Faith is NOT to participate in politics.) All assets of the faith were seized: shrines, cemeteries, hospitals and a home for the aged.
In June 1980 three leading ayatollahs declared that the payment of pensions to retired Bahais was to be forbidden by the Shariah (religious law). Anyone paying such pensions would be offending against Islam. Bahais were dragged into mosques where attempts were made to make them "return to Islam"
The execution of Bahai officials and prominent teachers began in the second half of 1980, still on "political grounds". By June 1981, when the fundamentalists triumphed, revolutionary courts were sentencing Bahais to death on purely religious grounds. Ayatollah Sadduqi declared Bahais to be "mahdur ad-damm" (those whose blood may be shed). This led to open slather. An elderly man and his wife were drenched in kerosene and set alight.
Bahai girls were kidnapped and forced to marry Muslims. People were bridled like donkeys and led through the streets. Widows were compelled to pay for the bullets used to kill their husbands and then evicted from their homes with only the clothes they were wearing. Condemned persons were drained of blood for use at the Iraqi front. People were tortured to recant. Marriages were dissolved and Bahai family life called prostitution (punishable by death). Bahai children were deemed illegitimate and parents denied any right to them in civil law.
One Islamic judge, Hujjat-ul Islam Qazai, with many executions to his credit, stated in the Khabar-i-Junub on February 22, 1983:
"The Iranian Nation has risen in accordance with Qur'anic teachings and by the Will of God has determined to establish the Government of God on Earth. Therefore it cannot tolerate the perverted Bahais who are instruments of Satan.... (Iran will) God willing, fulfil the prayer of Noah, mentioned in the Qur'an "and Noah said, Lord leave not one single family of infidels on the earth".
Soon the Islamic courts were sentencing mujahedin, fedeyin, marxists, communists, liberals and democrats as well.
- from Islam: The Arab National Movement, by Anwar Shaikh
- Anonymous Pakistani Humanist, Left Shoe News
Most any situation on this website where reference is made to the expression "half-n-half" we are not talking about a dairy product with a distinct exception being any recipe found herein. The expression "half-n-half" most often is used in conjunction where the subject matter is either:
a) Subject is being "taken seriously" but treated in a humorous or sarcastic manner.
b) Subject is considered a "crock of BS" yet is treated in a serious manner.
(Don't worry, I mock myself more than anything else.) Most content is forthright with regard to intentions.
Easy Grilled Portabello Mushrooms
8 Portabello mushrooms washed and stems removed
8 oz. bottled Italian dressing
Marinate mushrooms in Italian dressing for several hour. Prepare charcoal or gas grill for medium heat and grill mushrooms for 8 - 10 minutes per side. The Portabello Mushrooms are fast, easy and savory. Those of you that have never tried these types of mushrooms are in for a treat. The mushroom is very thick and almost has the consistency of steak. although a very tender steak. Some recipes call for use of the mushrooms in place of meat. For example, some restaurants serve Portabello mushroom burgers with the mushroom in place of the hamburger meat.
4 cups skinless, boneless chicken breasts, diced
4 cloves garlic, minced
1 - 4 oz. can green chilies, drained
1 large onion, diced
1 cup cheddar cheese, shredded
1 cup Monterey Jack cheese, shredded
2 tsp. chili powder
12 flour tortillas
1 Tbsp. vegetable oil
sour cream
hot peppers
diced tomatoes for garnish
Saute onion and garlic in oil in a large skillet. Cook until onion is tender then remove onion and garlic from pan. Add chicken and chili powder and stir-fry until chicken is done usually 3 - 4 minutes. Remove chicken from the skillet and add to the onion and garlic. Add both cheeses, and green chilies and mix well. Spray skillet with non-stick cooking spray and heat over medium heat. Place equal amounts of the chicken mixture into each tortilla and fold tortilla over. Place in skillet and brown each side until cheese melts. Remove from heat and serve with sour cream, fresh diced tomatoes and hot peppers, if you wish, for garnish. These chicken Quesadillas are wonderful and fun to prepare. It's hard not to try seconds or even thirds of this dish.
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